Salty Heifer Sticker

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Salty Heifer Funny Animal Sticker, 3.5" wide laptop or water bottle decal size. Made in USA. People always say, "don't be a salty heifer," but honestly sometimes us heifers need a little salt. This cute cow sticker is a funny gift for the unapologetically sassy and sarcastic people in your life. Whether they're your friend, family, coworker, or spouse, this Salty Heifer sticker is sure to get a laugh. 

This cute sticker is a great gift for animal fans, meme lovers, and the saltiest of heifers in your life. Perfect waterproof decal for Hydroflask water bottles, Yeti coolers, drink tumblers, wine glasses, mugs, & thermoses. Funny internet decal for laptops, iPads, or notebooks.


  • Dimensions: 3.5" wide x 1.6" high (laptop or water bottle decal size)
  • Die cut on thick waterproof vinyl for years of adventure indoors & outdoors
  • Matte UV protective laminate for extra durability
  • Will adhere to just about any smooth surface
  • If you apply this decal to an insulated thermos (such as a Yeti, Klean Kanteen, Swell Bottle, or Hydro Flask), avoid running it through the dishwasher to extend the life of your sticker (and your bottle!)
  • Designed & printed in North Texas
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