Crappy Diem Funny Sticker for Water Bottle & Laptop

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Crappy Diem, I Seized the Wrong Day funny quote sticker for water bottle, 3.5" laptop decal size. Waterproof vinyl decal for indoor & outdoor use. Made in USA.

Some days, you set out to Carpe Diem and the diem carpes you instead. It happens! This funny Crappy Diem sticker is a great gift for friends, coworkers, sarcastic office buddies, or anyone who needs a laugh on a bad day.

Perfect waterproof decal for Hydroflask water bottle, Yeti cooler, wine glass, coffee mug, & thermos. Sarcastic humor bumper sticker for car, truck, roof box, or RV. Stick it on your phone, iPad, Kindle, or journal.


  • Dimensions: 3.5" wide x 1" high (perfect water bottle sticker or mini car decal size)
  • Die cut on thick waterproof vinyl for years of adventure indoors & outdoors
  • Matte UV protective laminate for extra durability
  • Will adhere to just about any smooth surface
  • If you apply this decal to an insulated thermos (such as a Yeti, Klean Kanteen, Swell Bottle, or Hydro Flask), avoid running it through the dishwasher to extend the life of your sticker (and your bottle!)
  • Designed & printed in Texas
  • USPS First Class Mail shipping is FREE for US orders
  • Save 30% when you buy 3 or more stickers, pins, & magnets with code 30OFF3